Dave Deal's zzzzzzzz-28

I'll have a Ford sandwich!

Leeeroy Carzero and his ZZZZZZZZ-28 rumbled at 6000 rpm down Rev Street, rapping away at the silence of Midtown, America. He just cranked on down the road, digging his exotic Orange Flame ZZZZZZZZ-28 finish, the chrome glint of his blower scoop and the groovy feel of the bid, wide Indy tires mounted on special Charome "Mag" wheels.
Retired hermit, Jed Cluffer, suddenly awakened by the din, fell out of his rocking chair and landed on his store-bought teeth. Grabbing his handy 12-gauge, the irate recluse loaded on the run, held up his pants with difficulty and fired on the ZZZZZZZZ-28.
Intrepid performance buff Leeeroy had the 8-track up to 10 playing "Ugh, Baby, Argh" by the Supercilious Loud. Hearing the report of Cluffer's Double-Barrel, Leeeroy turned his head out the window, flipped a quick "V ofr Peace" sign and shouted at the astounded hermit . . .
"Outasite, man, that was really a Far Out Buckshot solo!"