Tiki told me to.
Its not like I asked to be His vessel, it just kind of happened.
I was ready to listen.
"Affix parts that no one will see to surfaces no one will see."
"The more minute and ridiculous, the more I shall smile upon you."
"Embrace photo-etch and be saved. Saved from ability and the possesion of skills neccessary."
"You will imagine men with blocky boots on, so they may use these footpedals I have provided."
"Paint the parts that no one will see. Be careful, for they will not be seen."
"Put lttle pips of metal on other bits of metal."
"Always include a photo you should not"
"Make sure your throne is properly equipped with safety belts"
"Terrible things WILL happen to you throughout your life. Beware the chair."
"If you do not beware the chair, you will lose things, requiring you to buy new things."
"Occasionally, when I deliver things unto you, they will be of the incorrect dimensions. Always exist in your proper dimension."
"This may result in your offering to me to have a component of cheapness, with your masking poor."
"No matter how hard you try, you will still be dissatisified."
"As with all things in life, some will look better from different angles."
"Sometimes I may shine too brightly on you. Work it out yourself."
"At most, you will appreciate your offering to me because it is over. Make some more."
Komentáre
14 April 2015, 01:23
Holger KranichI remember Tiki telling me some similar things about glueing parts that are not provided to surfaces that will never been seen! 😄 LOL
14 April 2015, 07:25
RobbieIf I start hearing Tiki voices I am quitting the hobby and spending a lot of quality time on ebay as a seller.
25 May 2015, 21:07
Ian AdamsHilarious as always, and the model is quite nice to boot. Well done brother!
26 May 2015, 03:38
